The Republic of Ham and Swiss Cracker Stackers is a massive, safe nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.262 billion Ham and Swiss Cracker Stackersians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.7%.

The very strong Ham and Swiss Cracker Stackersian economy, worth 158 trillion NNNS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,940 NNNS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 236,314 per year while the poor average 15,310, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham and Swiss Cracker Stackers's national animal is the NNN, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ham and Swiss Cracker Stackers is ranked 168,074^th in the world and 6,884^th in Balder for Largest Populations, with 2.26 billion capita.